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The LGBT
This used to be what I'd make for my work meal at one of my old kitchen jobs. One time, this insecure guy asked me what I was having for lunch, so I told him "It's a BLT with guac. LGBT, cause it's June" and he got pissed about it. Like, he spent the rest of the month bringing up "Men's Mental Health Month."
Anyways, it's a BLT with guac. No BLT without the G!
WHAT YOU NEED
- 2 slices buttered toast sourdough...
- some mayo or horseradish mayo (horseradish mayo is better)
- some guacamole
- some iceberg lettuce
- some thin tomato slices (lightly salted)
- 2 slices cooked bacon
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HOW-TO
- Toast up your toast, then butter the inner faces. Spread one inner face with guac and the other with mayo.
- The mayo slice will be the bottom, and the guac will be the top. From bottom to top, add the lettuce, tomatoes, and bacon.
- Assemble the sandwich and wrap it up in paper.
TIPS AND TRICKS
- The funny thing is, I'm really picky about raw tomatoes, so I end up dropping the T like half the time I want an LGBT.