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The LGBT

Panis divisus subsp. cinaedicus

This used to be what I'd make for my work meal at one of my old kitchen jobs. One time, this insecure guy asked me what I was having for lunch, so I told him "It's a BLT with guac. LGBT, cause it's June" and he got pissed about it. Like, he spent the rest of the month bringing up "Men's Mental Health Month."

Anyways, it's a BLT with guac. No BLT without the G!

 

WHAT YOU NEED

  • 2 slices buttered toast sourdough...
  • some mayo or horseradish mayo (horseradish mayo is better)
  • some guacamole
  • some iceberg lettuce
  • some thin tomato slices (lightly salted)
  • 2 slices cooked bacon
  • __________________

HOW-TO

  1. Toast up your toast, then butter the inner faces. Spread one inner face with guac and the other with mayo.
  2. The mayo slice will be the bottom, and the guac will be the top. From bottom to top, add the lettuce, tomatoes, and bacon.
  3. Assemble the sandwich and wrap it up in paper.

TIPS AND TRICKS

  • The funny thing is, I'm really picky about raw tomatoes, so I end up dropping the T like half the time I want an LGBT.