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The Michigan

Canis calidus subsp. adirondackensis

Michigans are from Plattsburgh, NY, up in the Adirondacks. I found a fair amount of photos of Michigans online, and it seems like they usually make them with those New-England-type buns and some kind of bright red wieners. We're making do with the crap I had at home, though, because I'm lazy and broke and I really don't want to order hot dog buns online.

Five things I know about the Plattsburgh area off the top of my head right now:

  1. lake monster
  2. adirondack chairs
  3. michigans from new york, based on coney islands from michigan
  4. tourism?
  5. basically vermont
 

The Michigan Sauce

WHAT YOU NEED

  • 250g ground beef
  • 75g minced yellow onion
  • 2 cloves finely minced garlic
  • 1/2 tbsp chili powder
  • 150ml water
  • 1 tbsp tomato paste
  • 1/2 tsp white vinegar 5%
  • buffalo sauce or similar to taste
  • crushed red pepper to taste
  • salt (or adobo) and black pepper to taste
  • neutral oil
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HOW-TO

  1. Heat a pot or pan over medium heat and add oil.
  2. Add the beef and let fry until it's starting to brown. Break it up in tiny pieces.
  3. Add the onions and garlic, then season to taste with salt and pepper. Let cook until the onion starts to brown.
  4. Mix in the chili powder and crushed red pepper, then pour in the water, tomato paste, vinegar, and buffalo sauce. Bring to a simmer.
  5. Let everything cook down. You want the sauce to be nice and thick, not too runny. Give it a taste and adjust the seasoning before you serve it.

The Michigan

WHAT YOU NEED

  • 1 hot dog
  • 1 hot dog bun (I buttered it before I warmed it up...)
  • some michigan sauce
  • some finely minced yellow onion
  • some american yellow mustard
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HOW-TO

  1. Cook up your dog how you like it. I'm not sure how they do them in Plattsburgh, but I just brown it in a pan.
  2. Warm up your bun how you like (toaster oven works great), and get the Michigan sauce nice and hot, too.
  3. Lay your cooked dog in the bun, then sprinkle the length of it with minced raw onion.
  4. Top the dog with Michigan sauce and a zig-zag or line or yellow mustard.

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TIPS AND TRICKS

  • I found a couple different recipes for Michigan sauce, but a lot of them were kind of lame. They didn't even use fresh garlic and onion. I'm not opposed to garlic or onion powder and I know they both definitely have their places, but I'm not about a gritty powder-seasoned sauce with no actual plants in it. I don't like plant-free food so much.
  • In Plattsburgh, you can apparently order your Michigan with the onions on top of the sauce or "buried." They call it "buried," so I absolutely had to make the buried one. "Buried." There's a book about these dogs called "Two With, Buried," but I can't find it anywhere. I want to read that shit so badly, though.